"Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship."
- Unknown (via stevenbong)
(Source: a-sleeping-perspective, via drowning-inreality)
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready
(Source: dumbgay, via drowning-inreality)
"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(Source: cachaemic, via foodless)
Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings
Anonymous asked: ur comment on that plant gif, lol. ily.
:D thank you! i appreciate it when people have the same humour as me
me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®
And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.
I wish I knew more white dads