do you ever wonder if your old teachers use you or your work as an example
The sad thing is there are people in this country who won’t get the joke.
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)
trying not to wake your parents up when u go to bed at 4 in the morning