"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)
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maybe humans are good for some things
this stuff makes me so happy
the way the mother looks back at the end
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when someone unzips your pants
when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
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why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.